No Beer Butt Chicken

I had planned on fixin' a beer butt chicken tomorrow so went out to the garage to straighten things up and get the smoker set up. Well, wouldn't you just know it...don't have anything tall enough to do the chicken in. Even checked out the Weber grill. Just double damn. So, I've rubbed a tiny pork roast down with some Jamacian Jerk seasoning and will either smoke it or cook it off in a dutch oven tomorrow. I guess the good side is someday will buy something to do one in, downside is don't want to do it here and maybe have to drag it back to Texas. Will put some more thought into this and see if there isn't something I can rig up to work. "sigh"